boss' delemma

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 22-Jul-2007 19:21:22

The Boss Had to Fire Somebody............

He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night.
She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The Boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."

Post 2 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Monday, 23-Jul-2007 12:16:04

Hahahahahahaha! Talk about being careful with what you say! LOL.

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 23-Jul-2007 16:43:59

Isn't slang great? LOL